chloe's life in pictures

Live drawing at remix

2008-10-30T13:01:00.004Z

ods and ends

2008-09-19T11:31:00.009Z

trying new shoes

new bag

katies birthday

florence at a packed club 85

sweaty rock and roll shirt on a chair in the stinky band room

things that a been going owwwoowwn

2008-09-19T11:31:00.006Z

You can 'make your own' pizza on the dominos website- you can also name it.

Love.

sexy livi makes friends with mr plank

'lolz'

gus- 'WHO BOUGHT THEIR PENCIL CASE!?'

TOUCHING TIME

this is the new look

only the cool kids do it

so really coool

those who refuse to join in the new cool look... SUCK.

its even practicle!

I love that charlie is out having a good time, all smiley- but next to him is chris looking at a flyer for the night. always at work charlie charlie!

That guy who says 'take a picture of me!' we have lots of his face.

aww yeah... its just nice :P

Reg's - 'drunk with kebab' face

Oh and here are a couple of things not involving pubs. a dead moth.and a green monster. i thank you.

more of ninesprings

2008-07-30T11:55:00.003Z

looks like someone has taken over from being THE PRAWN!

Plum's paws go green when the grass has just been cut

daphnee's flower

daphnee and my muver

zaira and one of her amazing babies

rythms

2008-07-24T16:45:00.005Z

flo finds love on the floor of remix

but not with the under-age drinkers!

super

new vogue

the poor people who enjoy rythms picking up other peoples rubbish

alcoholic slush puppy- officialy my new favorite drink

Hitchin... hitchin looking like an awesome festival

projections on the priory- as usual looked MUCH better in real life

Holly with her budget birthday cake

The kirtons drinking and smiling

oh so 'appy

remix vjing

2008-07-24T16:11:00.003Z

ninesprings things

2008-07-24T15:31:00.004Z

one of mums stones

the tooth brush parade in the bathroom

view of our road through florences fish

rosie attatched to spyro

MY TOMATOES!!

"eat these"

plum's bum falling of the bed

her little paw and the destroyed blanket which she sometimes digs

amba being sneaky on the bed

plum trying to look inconspicuouse while my mum cleans up the poo!

giving plum a chin tickle :D

mum's opium factory

sleepy amba... she pretty much just sleeps and farts... usualy at the same time

Maybe in time there will be fewer pictures of the dogs

back homo

2008-07-08T21:34:00.003Z

degree flowers

2008-06-20T14:03:00.001Z

The beautiful flowers me' mother and family got me to say well done for my degree... 2.1 (less than 1% off a first...maybe one day i will stop saying that.)

But anyway! Degrees all round woo!

progress?

2008-06-20T13:51:00.001Z

Once it’s blue it looks better.

Little meet up with Adam, Reg and Ben, very nice to catch up!

My poor bike. It was stolen, then returned to me by a next-door neighbour who noticed it at someone’s house. So bike has returned…seatless though!

limbo

2008-06-20T13:12:00.006Z

Here are a few pictures of flowers… I know its not too interesting but I found them on a dirty round about on a walk home from shopping and I think they are pretty pretty.

Cakes!

Limbo

2008-06-14T16:27:00.008Z

Garden centers...... the bigger they get the weirder they get. example : book.

There are many books, at the garden center, mostly out of place however this one in particular worries me .

"haha how funny the three generations with their pants... down." why, oh why are their pants down? the board would have covered their pants up, leaving it to the viewers imagination to decide whether 3 generations of men were naked or not... but no. their sandy highly coloured swimming panties are there. for you. on the beach. no mystery. just garden center weirdness

for your viewing pleasure... WHY?

Reg is hiding in his dad's fathers day pond plant

Garden Center weird continued... a sort of... concrete duck? with a name plaque. LIKE A SLAVE maybe it is my obession with classics but this duck seems to be a concrete slave. called james. Why is it done with a chain? who decided his name?? so many questions

Then finaly this fellow, from the concrete duck collection comes the elephant. called... RANDY... all in captials. an elephant with his trunk in the air called randy. maybe its my twisted mind but for some reason i think this name fits.... i have fallen in to the garden center's trap.

Where is the name tag on this flower!?....... i can't see daisys now with out thinking of harold and maude

a fly having some yellow time

our sitting room table it actualy like this. when we eat of it, its a weird balancing act and if someone disrupts it we get angry at them. "god damn it!" cant you see, we are trying to balance our food on this table! we cant support your drink in that corner.... its actualy become a part of life. it will be weird when i use a table which has four working legs.

Here you can see the kitchin ceiling... and the bath falling through it... oh no you cant! the land lord has fixed it with a bit of plastic!

I dont know if you can see this but it says "a celebration of Farnham women down the ages"... it seems no woman has achieved anything... through out the ages in Farnham. Or a man forgot to put them up... oh thats rude isnt it. but yes. someone should investigate this.

How can we make people want to buy our cucumbers?.... anyone? no? well we will have to go with Clives idea... child sticking its finger in the end of it... great.
(thats me imagining the 'brainstorm' session which went into this idea)

woooo fish table! so here are a few pictures of my degree show... this is the entrance...

More entrance stuff...

more...

WOO FISH TABLE

i will put alot more about this soon

shayma's work was also showing in the degree show, here is her cheese shot

kat's work was also there here are her gental flowers with my favorite one on the end (left)

marie's work, the beautiful stary journey

The lego is from the Technitians exhibition, it was pretty good, lots more to see than just the lego

but i like the way he seems to be bending into the photo as though he is wanting the picture to be of him
'hiiiiiii...'

the latest obbsession

Even though i think the plants are making me ill

THEY ARE GROWING ME TOMATOES!

I grew them from little 6 inch plants and they are now HUGE
AND THEY ARE GROWING ME TOMATOES.... honestly, its so rewarding. I cant wait to eat them. even if they taste horrible i will tell you they tasted great because I grew them.

bbq!

2008-06-14T15:33:00.006Z

Our sexy new bbq!

Yummy prawn sticks

Reg getting seriouse over the play list

enough food to feed and army

Charlotte saying something profound

Very cooked sausages

eat around the black...

yes mum, we cooked the chicken in the oven first, then we burned it on the bbq

lovely light, lovely food, lovely people

fin

the colour orange and free knives

2008-02-13T19:05:00.004Z

GEEK NIGHT you could smell the electricity in that room.
four xboxs, 4 telvelisons, one projector, one computer, one playstation and alot of angry boys with virtual guns

jack becoming one with his projector

roony... it appears to me that he is shitting out of the back of his head...?

jacks new toungue

reg's new mostache

wait... what are so pleased about

oh giving out free knives in guildford...
thats... normal?
(we got the free knife... it was free, had to watch a man cut a hammer to get it though)

pets at home fun

2008-02-13T18:16:00.003Z

collin gazed in to the distance remembering topping and tailing from his younger days, a lovley sleepover with all his friends... before they all grew massive balls

furry bouncy balls

we 'loled' at this way too much

oh dear, its like something from a disney film...

Rosie trialing the new 'dog sofas'

PHOTOGRAPHY FUND-POO

2007-11-17T18:35:00.000Z

what we dun at the gig. pretended the black balloons were massive tits

Pretended to be the band (they wore sugeon masks..... very seriouse)

POPPED balloons

might make a peice like this, it was everywhere at the union, prefered it to whats usualy there

OHHHHH dear

NO naughty jack

he loves it

HOT HOT hot... or a slow shutter speed??

GREEEEN and blue...

The best dj's of the night.. doctor who with thrash metal.. love it

jack doing one of his lessons for reg...

FFFFFFFFFFFFFF ratellies

cute smiley shot guy

GREEEEEEN

i dont know... i just dont know

dancing in alice's world!

Tim touching my camera.............

Tonies ark night

2007-11-17T18:15:00.001Z

Sorry is everything has been rushed and rubbish, i havent updated this thing in bluddy ages. Now i am more up to date here is whats been going on in the life of chloe and friends as late-

only photos from before unfortunatley as i didnt go

FAST cheater... tiger... leapord...?!

still from charlotte in a hit play

jack with a winner tshirt

high focus

sleepy snow leapord

AWAKE AND ANGRY!

(... no way of making this politicaly correct)

carry me!

2007-11-17T17:33:00.001Z

the only way to get around the farnham these days, is on someone else

SQUASH CONGA

Rosie hits a brick wall

Rosies new freind

Introduces her to come snake bite

me and reg looking COOL

woo!

nice accoustic band that night woop

Gabriel impressions

Doing a little sleep

as i said, only way t0 get about these days is on someone else

Doesnt matter who, juist dont, whatever you do, be seen walking

that second before the smash?

MONEKEY MARK!

screemo unnessesary close up

2007-11-17T17:08:00.001Z

Unnessessary close up time!

looks painfull

REG

MARK he so smiley

love me up

jack he love the lipsteek

Dynamite streaching it

Jushe

Reg and his lovely benny

oh dear reg... seems ben gotta new lover

the screemo band... YAWN

colours

2007-11-17T16:36:00.001Z

strawberry icey boozey blended fun

ROOOOOOG!

Charlotte the bulldozer

Hello down there!

aw like old times

the shoe who nearly got away...

but doesnt want to dance

charlotte doing her dracular impression

OUCH!

Just liked this one

GLOWSTICK FUN

fun

Touring

2007-11-17T16:13:00.001Z

Turkey spending money

Turkey being romantic

Turkey loving some pumpkins

Turkey hanging with his friends

ERROR!

reg kicking it with my muver in liverpooool

After party on the beach

filming

turkey.... again... by acident

TRAFFIC

Sleepy rose

RED... RED PIZZA

reg touching beatles

myspacing it in the car

" "

2007-11-17T16:02:00.001Z

HALLOWs bluudy eve

2007-11-17T14:13:00.000Z

Reg As Taxi Driver

Reg as... something

Catching a ride

This needs to be made in to a statue in the middle of halls

Tommas' bOOty

Pantomime anger

Face stroking eye poking fairy

were cool

Reg feeling gymnasitc that day

I dont know why we put on a big gestural play in the road.. but it was good

get close for warmth

So rosie and helen gathered some magical powers in the leaves

Wow rosie can fly, you know how you can fly in your deams... by concentrating... this looks like that

Helen masters the flying too

Here they are doing spells on reg

Happy manic rosie!

Chlo

Mess!

Jacks lip stuck on his teeth

music playing at the party

A Squash Pumpkin

Nick

rosie

jack

daisies halloween costume...

jacks Limey halloween pumpikin thingy- cute!

we put lots of candels out side for the tricky treaters, the best lot had to be the boy with a guitar who played us some green day, however his drunken father (standing at the end of the path with a can) had helpfully untuned it for the little lad. he was so distraught, we gave them lots of sweeties though!

Rosie's melon

november events

2007-11-17T13:50:00.000Z

its rosie..

its charlotte

its livonya..

its party timeeeaa!

oh yes and me..

WOO SAINSBURIES TRIP! WOOP!

Hey reggie what you watching?

Ghost... oh yeah that fantasy cum thriller... you dirty boy

P night

2007-11-13T12:36:00.000Z

a punk two party ainamls and a party pooper... only picture of the night that i can find unfortunatly

foundation union night... early in year 3

2007-11-13T11:18:00.000Z

watch it there John, looks like rosies's in the mood for a fight

all i can think is 'my penis is this small' how unimaginative

Detective Charlotte!.... in the case of 'wheerrrrssss my baAAAAg'

Drunkest man EVER asks rosie to keep the noise down

Reg, he never can resist a bum rise

pain full hug?

suprise painfull hug?

shiva on the way home

roman way massive!

september union times

2007-11-13T00:32:00.000Z

boob job

if you want to know whats going on here... look at the guy in the middle

haing a little sleep

COME ride on the mini bus.... TO HELL

packed full of non smokey b.o smell

the union...looking fun

BOSH!

tom is too busy throwing shapes to see what olly has to show him!

Its ben and his famouse dj freinds

whats that ben... they arent the dj's...?
hush now

Ben is catapaulted off stage

dale: let me in the photo!

hugo having an fun time, but not quite as much as jack is

family portrait

everybody JUMP!

charlotte and rosie carry their invisable shopping

yup...

rosies magic green head makes an appearence

charlotte has a REALLY good time at the union

this is actualy how the lecturers dress in our college... ruler and all

livonya gives rosie a spin

rosies birthday!

2007-08-09T17:48:00.000Z

jack blowing balloons up for rosies bday...
and letting the air go 'pushhhshshs' in his face

rosie and her cake

rosie looking beautiful in the cobbet

reg doing a big laugh

its that way dont know

NO FRED they are mine!

pulling something out for tomas

'shhhh...'

'ffff...'

fred.. about to spit on rosies hand

reg and tony

across the table hugs
'tomas is that a gay drink?'
'NO! its long island ice tea'

charlotte and tomas showing their bling off

STUFF

2007-08-09T17:03:00.001Z

jack with an umberella head

cider

its not people watching because i took pictures so i could probably get in trouble. so its bad. not your mushy bullshit people watching.... its me being bored waiting... for ages

this man supposedly runs the black market in shoe polish... ive been asked to keep an eye on him

im following some people recording their affair... just fior fun

im watching you SECURITY MAN

end of stalker photos
here is
rosie doing a pretty face

SALT......... AND PEPPER

...

push it real good

FORKS

fred and his freind making some noises

rosie the waitress

JACKS NEW HOUSE

something i did for reg... i forgot to put a picture up of it. did one for rosie and char and jack too... i have a feeling i have put this up before... hope not

a drawing reg did of me... when i was in my cake phase

another old picture... you could get tattoos with writting in the middle to 'try out' on a flash web site thing. this was jacks creation. they had a whole animation of a sexy lady unzipping her trousers to reveal this message. oh how we laughed

general jazz

2007-08-01T08:45:00.001Z

Cute!

cooking and lots of it

bubble heart

practice with jamie

the way from jamies to mine

the sun...

the clouds

weird picture

another picture of our work from last year

randoms

2007-06-07T22:33:00.000Z

pie! this was a yummy pie, must make more!

some art at uni

charlotte's face for all the world to see

green garlic

green cubes

glasses

a photo of our instilation

charlotte queen of the castle

the lovley art work at work........

the beauty of the back streets of farnham

rosie's new hat

ayal's new glasses

the magic paper! we had been in that room ALL DAY and this bit of paper astounded us. we thought it might be air... magic...

no... it was a bottle...

hey tom, found a new chilling place?

having a little look in charlottes bed room

breaking and..

entering

AW someone lost their teddy

look at its little face, poor little fella

yum

............yuck

dont cry reg, we will work out how to put it up one day!

another picture of our work

la union munchies

2007-05-20T18:39:00.001Z

rosies beautiful special bread, she matures it

the collection of tickets so far...

now dont say i alwayse put horrible pictures of you up!

jack... doing some invisable djing

kim... the new shiva

who says you cant be in two places at one ay?

rosie shes on fiyyrree

no!... hot!... dont touch!

charlotte doing a houdini impression

aww

but i think (as does everyone else) that this should be on the wedding invites

rosie getts a little hungry at the union

that was yummy!

'no jack, her vag is mine!'

good bye char char!

relaxing in the jacuzzi

jack attack!

Bunny time... again

2007-05-13T23:06:00.000Z

shes such a computer hog, ever since she started writting those bloody poems

aww, bunnies and boobies

bright eyes...

dun dun dun dun dun...

HELLO UP THERE!

here she is, all scary like

shes evil and shes coming to bite/scratch you

for anyone wondering what bunnies poems are like... she spent quite a while writting this one, abstract use of punctuation

+l–--------------------=

OII~M n-0’6errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr7qxdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddhg7 assssssd66aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaxb3eiklllllll;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;--------------------------------gt9ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff999

honestly she likes to move about on the key board

tea and fags

2007-05-13T22:39:00.000Z

reg loving his tea

i made this pie

appart from the sugar content it was quite good... more a tart than a pie though

CHARLOTTE RODGERS IS A CHEAT!

my old toy woody being cute.. who else doesnt take photos of their stuff toys that they still sleep with at the age of 20!? ...

marie is not looking happy with whatever reg is doing under the table

my riches

oh dear

disgusting

faces

2007-05-08T22:39:00.000Z

cake

2007-05-08T22:27:00.000Z

BLUE

PINK!

Now eat the colours yum yum yum!... heres rosies and mine party for kimbum

terrible sweets!

horrible napkins!

poppers!

loads of baloons!

then we just had to wait for the kim to arrive to blow her candels out...

kimlingtons birthday at school disco

2007-05-08T21:43:00.000Z

rosie preparing the birthday room!

birthday cake mood picture

so excited you can see the gum!

stunning young lady... old lady hehe

prize for who ever can draw the funnyest willy on this picture

charlotte... her face is up there

CHARLOTTE stop oggling her boobies!
bloody lesbian

kim knows where its going down!

it all kicks off with the police ladies having a little rub while the surgeon shows us wha appears to be a limp banana?? a mime on his day off too? a usual night at the union...

charlotte looking stunning me looking... stunned, mabey im about to put my bogey on her

we have spent ages laughing over this. kim has managed to expand, rosies face is manic and i appear to have a bag for a top

one of those, have these people been transported here in some freak time travel pictures...

sureal

louise emerges from the fog to tell your fortune!

yeah everyone have fun! charlotte says so! john appears to have massive hair here

no kim, for the 100's time, we dont want to see your bum, gawd!

AWESOME picture of rosie poo

she finds cameras hillariouse, its those little buttons...

aww
..... (tit!)

rosie swings in to bag action! the old wind machine is back

rosie makes sure to keep her freinds entertained

woo

THE MORNING

trollies up the garden path

a snail in the living room

no... a bag of apples

and signs...

everywhere...

all in a days work

farnham goings on

2007-05-08T21:15:00.000Z

charlotte doing a waitrose advert

reg doing some glowing

rosie at the union...playing some civilisation

i want this

a very scary thing at the side of the road in farnham... i wanted to open it but i was too scared

reg doing his mintral 'WHHHyyyy'

charlotte and i saying good buy to the essays

trying out my wonderful new camera 'oh wow!'

fantastic

rosie stressing

bang! bang! bang! bang! bang!...
oh steve

so i used to steal some of your apple at apple time now everyime i eat one all it reminds me of you! so i carved in to the apple a message... yeah yeah i know, puke.

bunny doing a sexy pose, turn your head on the side, oh shes so hot

charlotte enjoying chewing the tube

graffiti at its best

trip home ages ago

2007-05-08T20:36:00.000Z

no order to these fuckers cant be bothered

my poor mummy changing the tire, no one helped her!

...ring ding ding ding ding ring ding gding baaab baab

aw sunny sunny hill

rosie and amba having a nap

holly rocking the elf chav look

rosie brightens the mood with her charity shops travels

the most amazing pond in the world and its in my garden, awesome

oh god some anti social teenagers ruining the play equiptement for everyone else...

....thumbs up time!

introducing my couisen emily, we put her on some play equiptment with a gay hehe

happy benjy!

i put some of these photos up in 2005? they are still there!

me giving what looks like the kiss of death to harj

livy looking sexy

my camera phones macro for you!

my mothers abstract art in the new house

2007-04-23T15:19:00.000Z

catch the pidgeon!

oh ok.. its gone... what do i do now

hide in the window frame? oh jamie

williams special way of squishing boxes

one of the strangest frames i have ever seen... when i first saw it i thought the baby was dead because it says rip on it... but it also says vampire...

the changing room at work, i thought it looked pretty

man putting fire in to the fridge....

our new grater

sexy oven

rosie after a hard day at work
hellen and tom gettin it onfunny fun

rosie poseyrainbow puke

rosie being impressed with jack

more chloe cooking

yum yum yum!

bunny hiding in my coat

the flowers in the center of town

the most important box we get delivered to cafe rouge... the poos box

stuff from then and nowish

2007-04-22T21:32:00.000Z

farnham; looking good to me

drinking with an invisable man

lapin has started to decorate her cage

TWO!

reg and i doing work!!...well me taking pictures

feminism WOO

rosie and i concidering which herbs to buy in weightrose

yum...

youch!

charlottes blood!!!

rosie's salad

i collect colour catchers.. this is how they look so far.... yup

the death cake we made... it was supposed to look nice... but it looked like a death cake... i dont even know what a death cake is. ah well everyone ate it!

because it was yum

the lovley ring reg got me... which i lost :(

charlotte sitting on a spike in tony's car

charity shop had a rough night

ben party

2007-04-02T14:46:00.000Z

its house party time! so that means a few irrelvant pictures and some drama!

rosie is well excited

charlotte enjoying her quim

bubbles!?

rosie doing a dance
charlotte having tight troublecharlotte having fun with some boys

ART!!!

2007-04-02T14:35:00.000Z

that protest out side parliament has been moved to the tate britain

arty escilator picture woo

chapman brothers

FOAM! It was coming out in blobs as you looked at it

reg does some art

reactive on sound... suposedly

LOLZ

we didnt go on the slides, the ques were too long

mine and reg's legs in some art, my legs match the lady behined!

the loo door in the tate modern... 'ease us in bin or video'??

party fun fun...

2007-04-02T12:35:00.000Z

bunny runs about the garden now bless her

yeah! it looks just like a hat? just another excuse for her to touch her self :P

jack before his interview, dont worry fella! in with no problem, now come back and have some pre party pasta!

this was yum yum

quim cake for pudding

my pimms can next to reg's carling can on the wall

rosie throwing some shapes in freds front room
a coridor

and a student bath room

why i chose to take these photos of the party i dont know. but thats obviously all i concidered worth seeing??

brighton with reg

2007-04-02T12:17:00.000Z

the cake i made for reg, which everyone else ate

it was a beauftiful day

reg playing games

weird toys

this really freaked me out... they all look mad

women admiring reg

uni

2007-04-02T12:07:00.000Z

before

during

after

a flower to distract you

some programing stuff which i thought was brilliantly clever... which was actualy shit

uni coridor

steve has stolen theos glasses

computer man

reg's and my feet

fred i want your computer please

sexy time with the tv

steve and reg, reading poetry to each other

doing some work at the barn

reg and maria.... in my bed... reg saying i'll call you.

its over now

a visit home

2007-04-02T12:00:00.000Z

its all rosies food..

a man masterbating under a paper

rosie and amba having it large
the manthe legend

the dark pub woo friends!!

dunno why i hang round with emos :P

amba being... amba

randoms

2007-04-02T11:40:00.000Z

comedy night. we did laughing

its so true, SILENCE!

road spulurge

my rose for valentines day:)

charlottes rose

pancake love

pancake name

pancake flower

our disgraceful behaviour at pizza epress

charlottes floating chocolate cake

our sexy ceiling

reg's cars squishing a tree

i slept on my phone

not quite sure

2007-04-02T11:23:00.000Z

woo disco woo... no idea what night this is

reminds me of old times when all was good in the land of oz

reg trying to look sexy...

rosie trying to look sexy...

...louise wins.

the worst bus journey home ever?

aww hehe

its ok... muffins for breakfast

skating

2007-04-01T22:35:00.000Z

now this is not happening in proper chronological order but this was fun and my blogging is back logged... NOW THEN

line up

very retro indeed

kim getting down and dirty with the skates

ROSIE GOD OF FARNHAM DISCO SKATING!

hehehehe

look at her go!

the kids went very fast

KIM!

bunny time!!

2007-03-28T13:07:00.000Z

warning... basicaly just pictures of rabbit

lapin, the bunny is scared of daisy... daisy tends to bite her in the face you see

lapin looking cute

lapin looking cuteee

rosie and lapin doing a bit of myspace

FLOP!

tramp... hehe

random goings on

2007-03-28T12:54:00.000Z

we had the doggies come down to stay! so fun, here is poppy loving charlotte

big daisy chilling in front of the heater

poppy being funny, she loves the camera
assesment....moving ooonnn

ART students being ...funny

Henry's philosophy

my 5 p collection is getting large

very strange... daisy was given a fruit toy for christmas... and it exploded...

cheese scones.... forgot to use self raising flour

muffins... possibly forgot the sugar

new years

2007-03-28T12:34:00.000Z

rosie and i spent our new years working... from 5 till 3amish then back in at 8.30 the next day CRAZY...

...martins bum... were so grown up

martin doing his sexy face

possibly the most glam thing to ever enter the kitchin of cafe poo

bit of my space new yearing

boys being coo and smoking cigars... at about 1am... at which point my dont smoke this year rule was broken as fags were flying around for free everywhere...

russ.. well gangsta

rosie and kay being gay

woo gatheth, we dont need dinner plates with pupils like that. EAT FROM HIS EYES... what

chloe, looking rough. ah well at leaste she does it well

aw olly, why did he have to leave

officialy the sexyest bar man ever

hehe

2007-01-02T15:19:00.000Z

oh dear god what is that

haha oh dear we found this funny

oh now where else could we put it? NOSE?

EARS

BELLY BUTTON!?

I will leave the other

orifices

to your emagination...

little trip home

2007-01-02T15:11:00.000Z

rosie and i went home for the weekend to suprise florence at her gig! woo!

thats right rosie! were goin on a choo choo!

this man saw me taking a photo. he thinks i am taking a photo of him. im not. its of rosie, with her massive bags.

rosie and her boy freind had a massive argument on the train, so embarissing. see here he wont even look at her
woo! the gig! (there are more photos to come from the mothership)

bit of bum touching in hitchin... is that cheating?

that deffinantly is

willy in the wall

the christmas ball.. deffinantly gotta be blogging for over a year now woo

2007-01-02T15:06:00.000Z

ecitment before ball

excitment during ball

posing

random christmas dinner
livonya on her side

this aint finished! charlotte! get me the pics from to night so i can finish this bad boy!!

lets go out!

2007-01-02T14:43:00.000Z

please draw a willy on this picture

'whats that you havent seen my cock? well we will sort that out'

i am informed there was a 'ruckus' jack went over to the bouncers for some reason to try and help them out. however he just spilt his drink on the floor.

i call this 'abstract comparison'

lets...'DANCEEE'

have you ever seen a cheekyer grin? that girls got something on her mind ;)

jack and tom being having a little rest...

before continuing with the bum dance

jack, you deffinantly go in to the loos and put lipstick on when we go out. end of. also james looks in a lot of pain in this picture bless him, mabey someone is doing the bum dance behind him

oh tom, hes like a bloody moth when we go out, you should see him when were near traffic lights, nightmare

squish!

2007-01-02T14:38:00.000Z

WOO ROSIE! HIT THAT BALL!

we got to play with a zombie for a bit, not too great, bit slow :P

alwayse time for posing!

who cares where the ball is, lets just jump about and get sweaty

school discoo!

2006-11-07T21:20:00.000Z

unfortunatley it took me a long time to notice this. i thought 'finaly a picture where i dont look to bad.' have a closer look. middle back ground. funny fun.

jack summons the deamons. do i look that uncomfortable all the time!?

the deamons appear!char and rachel!

jack in his thermals trying to send the deamons home.

its mine rachel. no amounf of hugging will make me share!

reg is all alone, where is his chloe?

there she is! (chek the bottles...)

jacks eating louise! lol!

how many fingers am i holding up? no charlotte thats the wall

a mid air collision

my boy freind and my best freind. i knew it.

jack charlotte and rachel on the way home.
jacks lovley snake bite lipstick.

whats this? the petrol station down the road...

they made the man in the shop. AT 2 AM line up all the food they might want (ice cream happened before this lot) to see what they fancied for the late night munchies.

HALOW BLUDY EVE!

2006-11-07T20:52:00.000Z

alex and a zombie bride

a beautiful lady

alex breaks his neck

you cant stop there! its bat country!

wowzers! golden boobies what more do you want!?

check it yeah. haloween. innit.

stop! mime time!

hendrix, jackson and the killer from jeepers creepers??

umpas?

wahaey!

fred. you atualy do look like a stripper

TAMPON

spider man spider man! (nick kept all his money, phone, tickets in his socks. legend.)

WHOOOOOOOOO....

obviously my massive hand hugley improved this picture.

makeup + chloe = disaster.

all in my eyes. i had about 50% of my vision for a bit. funny fun.

its louise!

jon!

LIVONYA. the day you dont look amazing is the day i do.

CLOWN! CLOWN! HES LOOKING AT ME!

we were pretty sure dan wasnt going... weird!

i pod generation

we are the best!

quick sperm meeting at the end of the night
(they told us they were sperms.)

BEFORE THE NIGHT STARTED

in the car with rosie and tom...
quite scary when your sitting in the back

the two brides having a quick moan about marrige in the kitchin

ROSIE

TOM

AND I. not looking as scary as i do in all the other pictures

roasty!

2006-11-07T20:38:00.000Z

chicken!

mash!!

for the family!

yum.

pumpkin time

2006-11-07T20:25:00.000Z

so its been a long day at uni and i return to find this on the door...

ive got a key , i dont knock, and

THIS OPENS THE DOOR!

the strange children of roman way take some sweeties off us

here they scream at us in their bin bag costumes

its pumpkin time!yes. i really found it that fun

here i am taking the brains out

woo spookey!

eeeeek!

top left- looks bloody rubbish.

fred's house party, livonyas,twiglets,work

2006-11-07T19:49:00.000Z

PARTY! with fred's toungue

freds drummer... burm pa da bum

and jack tuning up

ben!

the after party... trying to find my purse

WOOO! Presentation time! exciting! with littman...

charlotte and charmaine are hidding their excitment.

livonyas house party and her big wall picture

this twiglet. i got this twiglet. mine. it was ment to be.

honestly. read this. we all have our little things but cats...?

my manager hanging him self?

me and ram having some kitchin fun

rosie trying out haloween make up

trying some veil action

then charlottes turn

cant quite get that necklace over her nose

jack's haloween idea 'someone gay from shakespear'

hey evan how do i...?

oh i have to use magic?

wensday at the plough. and other stuff

2006-10-12T22:20:00.000Z

reg and sarah

matt doing his smile

matt leaves with a life size replica of charlottes face

WELCOME HOME!

a rainbow in roman way

(click for big) you know what they say about men with big feet

my favorite picture from the exhibition of childrens work at uni

i do like a bit of chocoalte ball on my fantastica

some old videos loaded up

2006-09-30T09:57:00.000Z

woo so now there is a connection between the camera phone and the compyater i can do them video things on here. nothing special as yes but chek it. peace.

the spinning chair of death? this thing will either spin my brains out one day or make me laugh my pelvis bone up

this video is rubbish, but you can see what my two best doggies are like. plum is great. amba is a dick.

this is really rubbish, realy not worth watching. but yeah 'POD! WOO'

fri fri night, open mike

2006-09-30T09:46:00.000Z

the stage, i stood on that!

hehe funny

here is me singing! a video! woop.

Doing a centurian

2006-09-27T13:37:00.000Z

a tuesday night. nothing to do. a challenge thought jack and i. lets do a centurian!

jacks facial experince of doing a one

chloe's... facial experience of doing one

of course we didnt both do an oldy time soldier! its 100 shots of cider in 100 mins! yey!

at 20 shots i realised just how much i liked the taste of cider

at about 40, the sofa was no longer good enough

WAHAY! the second wind! its all good!

IIII CAAAN DO EEEET

second thoughts

remind me why im doing this again

oh dear... 72... surley this is not possible

there goes 73... jack is extactic.

but its ok!?

or is it

yes chloe come on you can do it

no please i really cant

looking a bit confident there... i wonder why

17 seconds left?

the last one! woop.

i shall never do this again. if anyone does do it. record it. the transformation with in about 20 mins is pretty interesting.

the hogs head. because the union was closed and there were no house partys in halls! DISGRACE!

thats right its father jackmas, whos been a good girl and is getting a bike very late at night?...

its charlotte!

jackmas showes charlotte how to use the bike

and how not to use the bike

alwayse time for a quick pose

it seems taking the saftey wheels off was a step to far too soon

Tmore crawling in the grass, talking to the cats in next doors front garden, just after we had to call an ambulance for a dude who had had a hypo. a normal day in roman way

possibly some of the best classes we have had so far on the course, chris shows his appreaciation

daisy actualy rolling around in a loo roll. bless.

one of the few photos of the roast i made on saturday, BEEF.

jack yeah RUDE BOY

friday night (its no thursday or saturday night thats for sure)

2006-09-16T21:51:00.000Z

fast face

the nights starts off all smiles in the loos

i met nepolean dinomite. hes a good guy

and matt DSA YEAR 1 woop! hes a nice guy

the bar... it did get busy... just later

elaine, she live with eyes

this is eyes.

hm. not much to report this night. friday night at the union... isnt so baaad

so my lap top came back the other day, and the packaging has been left in the corridor for ages. after some sweets and some laughs we all admited we liked the packaging. and had some fun

here it is being used as collars

charlotte is impressed

rosie is amused too

we like to put our feet on the sticky out bits. its good. trust me

hat

here i am, in a box

here is charlotte in a window

monday first night of year2

2006-09-12T19:55:00.000Z

a classic cafe rouge salad. note the dressing on the specialy cut tomato

another classic. phalus in mamories o' eouf

who ate all the pies?

charlottes cake. made with melted white chocolate... which you microwave... to make it goey... for a few seconds. simple right? it got burned.

a normal van in farnham selling bird food....

and fat balls. when ever i get my bird food i alwayse think, what i need now are some fat balls. now it can come to you! in a van!

charlottes new job at the link... they keep her late... not a happy employee

untill she is released! to pub it up!

the rosie sister has now entered farnham, welcome!

dancing dancing dancing in the green light. (one of rosies boobs is a kitten, hence charlottes 'awww' face)

almost too attractive for the union...?

a newbie!

HOW LOW CAN YOU GO. stupidly low it appears....

rosie dances her top off

end of the first night back at the union. lots of fun lots of laughs. i appologise to the people i talked AT most of the night